Seafoam???

[detpac]

Has anyone ever used Seafoam??

I heard it was good stuff and you could use it in your gas tank and oil to clean out all the build up. I was wondering how good it really was and where you get it from.

[PrimeUser]

The "Seafoam" product is actually made from condensed down "cum bubbles".... Which is what they were originally gonna call it. They then changed the name to "Jack Sauce" but the Jack-in-the-Box lawyers said no to that.
Finally they just changed the name to the innocuous "Seafoam" so they could assure themselves of keeping shelf space at K-Mart and Target...

You'll notice that they never list the active ingredients on the can, but I can let you in on the secret, which I heard from a friend of a friend who knows someone at the company.

The secret is what I think makes the stuff so good, all the little spermatozoicly-sized activated particles in it attempt to crawl inside every crevice and oil passage in your engine looking for something to penetrate, it's this penetrating action that is the most beneficial to 3S cars in getting rid of lifter tick.

One caution though, when you buy it, make sure you look for the "freshness date" on every can. That's also one of the reasons it's so hard to find, it's a perisherable product so it's hard for them to stock it.
(It goes without saying that it's gotta be hard for them to make it too)

So get a fresh can and it'll put a smile on your car bigger than a '99 conversion every time you use it.

[Racer 007]

ROTFLMFAO:rolley::rolley::rolley::rolley:

[detpac]

Is this true?

Originally posted by PrimeUser
The "Seafoam" product is actually made from condensed down "cum bubbles".... Which is what they were originally gonna call it. They then changed the name to "Jack Sauce" but the Jack-in-the-Box lawyers said no to that.
Finally they just changed the name to the innocuous "Seafoam" so they could assure themselves of keeping shelf space at K-Mart and Target...

You'll notice that they never list the active ingredients on the can, but I can let you in on the secret, which I heard from a friend of a friend who knows someone at the company.

The secret is what I think makes the stuff so good, all the little spermatozoicly-sized activated particles in it attempt to crawl inside every crevice and oil passage in your engine looking for something to penetrate, it's this penetrating action that is the most beneficial to 3S cars in getting rid of lifter tick.

One caution though, when you buy it, make sure you look for the "freshness date" on every can. That's also one of the reasons it's so hard to find, it's a perisherable product so it's hard for them to stock it.
(It goes without saying that it's gotta be hard for them to make it too)

So get a fresh can and it'll put a smile on your car bigger than a '99 conversion every time you use it.

[92es]

So can I just jack off in my gas tank?

[PrimeUser]

If you're trying to get rid of lifter tick, try the Oil Fill cap...
even though the gascap is more strategically located for easier access...

Just don't get caught by your wife, neighbors, kids etc. Be kinda hard to explain, no?

[92es]

Ah, thanks for 'straightening' me out. ;)

[ADLER]

hahaha, this was too funny. I just read it. I tried Seafoam in my gastank of my Daytona, but I don't think my injectors are seated properly. I need to reseat them, and try the seafoam again I think.

I would like to try the Seafoam in the 3000 gas tank, oil, and plenum, once I get the car back up and running again.

[3kGTSL]

I have looked EVERYWHERE for SeaFoam.. as you told me I would need. However no local stores, or online auto stores carry it. I also started thinking, if it really was "Sperm" how could they manufacture it? Their would be so many civil/criminal law suits against them. For instance when you even DONATE blood, you have to be tested, then EVERYONE is aware of your sperm. For a company to hide the relevant fact that their product containts injaculation in any form would be .. outrageous. LoL, so if you could tell me the TYPE of product I need. "Degreaser, etc. etc." Thanks so much. I just cleaned my engine with PressurePlus+ WORKED Like a charm. "My dad sells industrial chemicals for a living", so he has products that fit my needs. Just need to know what it is. Thanks a lot.

[detpac]

see the thread you posted on High RPM's

[PrimeUser]

Originally posted by 3kGTSL
I have looked EVERYWHERE for SeaFoam.. as you told me I would need. However no local stores, or online auto stores carry it. I also started thinking, if it really was "Sperm" how could they manufacture it? Their would be so many civil/criminal law suits against them. For instance when you even DONATE blood, you have to be tested, then EVERYONE is aware of your sperm. For a company to hide the relevant fact that their product containts injaculation in any form would be .. outrageous. LoL, so if you could tell me the TYPE of product I need. "Degreaser, etc. etc." Thanks so much. I just cleaned my engine with PressurePlus+ WORKED Like a charm. "My dad sells industrial chemicals for a living", so he has products that fit my needs. Just need to know what it is. Thanks a lot.

I was Just Kidding about the seafoam...

but it really is a good product, you can find Seafoam in any NAPA store. The NAPA closest to my house had a fullon aisle display of it in cans, spray cans, plastic squirt bottles, and tiny little plastic bottles. I bought the 16 oz. can (enough for two full applications) for about 5.75...

[last_in_line]

ok i got seafoam from napa too. i used it on our beat up old work vans. i used the brake booster line to do it. the idle was way too high at the time so it sucked the whole freakin bottle of sf. smoked and coughed like crazy but its supposed to do that. anyways i tried it on my stealth tonight and it stalled the car almost immediately. it only sucked maybe a fourth of the bottle. i was just wondering if this also happened to any of you. i used the brake booster line again this time on the stealth btw.

[detpac]

Yes it is supposed to do that.